Binhugpitpas Lenvegtom Tenfomvonkrentimflagban is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, cheerful porpoise.

Binhugpitpas Lenvegtom Tenfomvonkrentimflagban created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Binhugpitpas Lenvegtom Tenfomvonkrentimflagban, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Binhugpitpas Lenvegtom Tenfomvonkrentimflagban, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Binhugpitpas Lenvegtom Tenfomvonkrentimflagban's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Binhugpitpas Lenvegtom Tenfomvonkrentimflagban's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.