Rulhonben is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, calm aardvark.

Rulhonben created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Rulhonben, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rulhonben, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rulhonben's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rulhonben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rulhonben's name in vain.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Rulhonben on top of all buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.