Ratraghud Dusskopflab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, moody goblin.

Ratraghud Dusskopflab created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ratraghud Dusskopflab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ratraghud Dusskopflab, she will make you grow a tail.

Ratraghud Dusskopflab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Ratraghud Dusskopflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Ratraghud Dusskopflab on top of important buildings.