Negkopgam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving gerbil.

Negkopgam created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Negkopgam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Negkopgam, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Negkopgam's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Negkopgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing gray stockings and balancing three nickel spheres on your head.

4. Never feed lots of bread to mice while wearing yellow shorts.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.