Kimcittom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying jellyfish.

Kimcittom created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimcittom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kimcittom, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Kimcittom's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Kimcittom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kimcittom.

4. Never talk about spacetime near rats while wearing black trousers.

5. Never write about dark matter.