Yokgabrull Ripvogton is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, caring hamster.

Yokgabrull Ripvogton created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokgabrull Ripvogton, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yokgabrull Ripvogton, she will remove you from existence.

Yokgabrull Ripvogton's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yokgabrull Ripvogton's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Yokgabrull Ripvogton in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Never talk about dolphins.

5. Do not drink alcohol.