Pidbenlib Camjinpog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humane crab.

Pidbenlib Camjinpog created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Pidbenlib Camjinpog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pidbenlib Camjinpog, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Pidbenlib Camjinpog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Pidbenlib Camjinpog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing orange shoes and balancing seven silicon spheres on your neck.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Never wear black shirts.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.