Danfetnad Mifgoffarn is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omnipotent duck.

Danfetnad Mifgoffarn created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danfetnad Mifgoffarn, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Danfetnad Mifgoffarn, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Danfetnad Mifgoffarn's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Danfetnad Mifgoffarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never wear pink ear rings.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.