Rilldunbifflap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful cow.

Rilldunbifflap created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilldunbifflap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rilldunbifflap, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rilldunbifflap's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rilldunbifflap's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Rilldunbifflap on top of important buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.