Fligdimnill is a god.

He takes the form of a large, vain zebra.

Fligdimnill created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fligdimnill, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fligdimnill, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fligdimnill's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fligdimnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Run away if seven whales approach from the north.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed lots of corn to otters while wearing orange kilts.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fligdimnill.