Panhatnutren is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless finch.

Panhatnutren created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Panhatnutren, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Panhatnutren, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Panhatnutren's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Panhatnutren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.