Kenfet is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, happy grasshopper.

Kenfet created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenfet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kenfet, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kenfet's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Kenfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help turtles in need.

5. Never wear trousers.