Citzanquart is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive dragonfly.

Citzanquart created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citzanquart, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Citzanquart, it will be mildly annoyed.

Citzanquart's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Citzanquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.