Bifvegnatkop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, staggering parrot.

Bifvegnatkop created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifvegnatkop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bifvegnatkop, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bifvegnatkop's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bifvegnatkop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear green corsets.