Bonhadboss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair slug.

Bonhadboss created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonhadboss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bonhadboss, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bonhadboss' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bonhadboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Never run in the presence of doves.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the west.

5. Always take life seriously.