Rillflammildiblidgab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, caring otter.

Rillflammildiblidgab created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rillflammildiblidgab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillflammildiblidgab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rillflammildiblidgab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rillflammildiblidgab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide if six whales approach from the east.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.