Sit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, slow penguin.

Sit created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sit, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Sit's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help geese.

5. Never talk about stars.