Bafabvid is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic grasshopper.

Bafabvid created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafabvid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bafabvid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bafabvid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bafabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Hide from purple dogs for they are unholy.