Rotvedster is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent chinchilla.

Rotvedster created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotvedster, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rotvedster, he will turn you into a rock.

Rotvedster's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rotvedster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Hide if four swans approach from the north.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.