Bogtonkappwiptigrut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful rat.

Bogtonkappwiptigrut created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtonkappwiptigrut, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogtonkappwiptigrut, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogtonkappwiptigrut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bogtonkappwiptigrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about asteroids.