Dossripcim Taplegcud Laktitbid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous manatee.

Dossripcim Taplegcud Laktitbid created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossripcim Taplegcud Laktitbid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dossripcim Taplegcud Laktitbid, he will be very sad.

Dossripcim Taplegcud Laktitbid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dossripcim Taplegcud Laktitbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Dossripcim Taplegcud Laktitbid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always wear pink.