Cidfligtal is a god.

She takes the form of a large, duplicitous slug.

Cidfligtal created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cidfligtal, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cidfligtal, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cidfligtal's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cidfligtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never wear magenta shorts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cidfligtal.

5. Never wear corsets.