Rulsomab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish troll.

Rulsomab created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulsomab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rulsomab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rulsomab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rulsomab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never feed rice to birds while wearing dresses.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.