Rotpanvig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, contented hydra.

Rotpanvig created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Rotpanvig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rotpanvig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Rotpanvig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rotpanvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Put Rotpanvig first in all things.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always wear turquoise.