Stragcebven is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest toad.

Stragcebven created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragcebven, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stragcebven, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Stragcebven's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Stragcebven's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.