Catsigkon is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, passionate camel.

Catsigkon created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catsigkon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Catsigkon, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Catsigkon's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Catsigkon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away if four shrews approach from the north.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always wear black.