Hunbogget is a god.

She takes the form of a small, caring parrot.

Hunbogget created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunbogget, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hunbogget, she will turn you into a worm.

Hunbogget's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hunbogget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Hide from gray gulls for they are unholy.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not cook food in pots.