Nibvonkcin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, overgenerous tapir.

Nibvonkcin created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibvonkcin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nibvonkcin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nibvonkcin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nibvonkcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Hide from violet tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nibvonkcin on top of all buildings.