Genstigxuctig Gedcepwod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast crocodile.

Genstigxuctig Gedcepwod created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Genstigxuctig Gedcepwod, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Genstigxuctig Gedcepwod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Genstigxuctig Gedcepwod's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Genstigxuctig Gedcepwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Genstigxuctig Gedcepwod must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Genstigxuctig Gedcepwod.