Hinrakdon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, intelligent bee.

Hinrakdon created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinrakdon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hinrakdon, it will turn you into a rat.

Hinrakdon's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hinrakdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Worship no other gods but Hinrakdon.

5. Never mention tapirs.