Zensadlibjigfemwanbadquag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable jellyfish.

Zensadlibjigfemwanbadquag created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zensadlibjigfemwanbadquag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zensadlibjigfemwanbadquag, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Zensadlibjigfemwanbadquag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Zensadlibjigfemwanbadquag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing fawn jumpers.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never eat cherries.