Veggatzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, calm penguin.

Veggatzim created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veggatzim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Veggatzim, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Veggatzim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Veggatzim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four sheep approach from the east.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.