Yartbepgid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, strong warg.

Yartbepgid created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartbepgid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yartbepgid, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yartbepgid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yartbepgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. You must pray to Yartbepgid eight times a day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yartbepgid.
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