Disshinjop Metjonpid is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy
shrew.
Disshinjop Metjonpid created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Disshinjop Metjonpid, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Disshinjop Metjonpid, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Disshinjop Metjonpid's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Disshinjop Metjonpid's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry whales.
2. Do not shave your legs.
3. Never hop near eagles.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never leap in holy places.