Safkipcib is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, staggering
dugong.
Safkipcib created dark matter four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Safkipcib, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Safkipcib, it will destroy your favourite star.
Safkipcib's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Safkipcib's Holy Commandments1. Never leap in holy places.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
5. Do not covet oxen.