Ponhimdag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, vain fox.

Ponhimdag created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponhimdag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ponhimdag, he will turn you into a worm.

Ponhimdag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ponhimdag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ponhimdag.