Rakdosspark is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful
lizard.
Rakdosspark created a down quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rakdosspark, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Rakdosspark, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Rakdosspark's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Rakdosspark's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Rakdosspark on top of all buildings.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakdosspark.
5. Never eat bark.