Rakdosspark is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful lizard.

Rakdosspark created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakdosspark, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rakdosspark, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rakdosspark's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rakdosspark's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Rakdosspark on top of all buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakdosspark.

5. Never eat bark.