Tifflykan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring wasp.

Tifflykan created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Tifflykan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tifflykan, she will destroy your home planet.

Tifflykan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tifflykan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Hide if nine eagles approach from the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never pour water over plants.