Wabbastmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish crab.

Wabbastmeg created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Wabbastmeg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabbastmeg, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wabbastmeg's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wabbastmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Always help sick hamsters.