Himgessrak Nigbinlun is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet toad.

Himgessrak Nigbinlun created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Himgessrak Nigbinlun, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Himgessrak Nigbinlun, she will throw large rocks at you.

Himgessrak Nigbinlun's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Himgessrak Nigbinlun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near hamsters while wearing purple trousers and balancing five copper spheres on your feet.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Himgessrak Nigbinlun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never play with disobedient children.