Nibmet is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, clever snail.

Nibmet created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibmet, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nibmet, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nibmet's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nibmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.