Zanhothon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unfair fox.

Zanhothon created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanhothon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zanhothon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zanhothon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Zanhothon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not stand on grass.