Yamkaront is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing beaver.

Yamkaront created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamkaront, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yamkaront, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yamkaront's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yamkaront's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing mauve shorts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your head.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamkaront.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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