Camtikvol is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, contented camel.

Camtikvol created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Camtikvol, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camtikvol, he will not care.

Camtikvol's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Camtikvol's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Camtikvol.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Do not chant in public.