Dogbimdob is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate jackal.

Dogbimdob created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Dogbimdob, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dogbimdob, he will destroy your home planet.

Dogbimdob's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dogbimdob's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven eagles approach from the south.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Dogbimdob in the centre of the settlement.