Dumartrill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic troll.

Dumartrill created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dumartrill, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumartrill, she will turn you into a tree.

Dumartrill's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dumartrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help mites.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never paint your hands fawn.

5. Never eat green fruit.