Zimfemduss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sage dog.

Zimfemduss created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimfemduss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zimfemduss, it will not invite you to parties.

Zimfemduss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zimfemduss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Zimfemduss first in all things.

2. Always obey Zimfemduss' priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.