Xucrowsas is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-knowing centaur.

Xucrowsas created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucrowsas, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xucrowsas, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xucrowsas' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Xucrowsas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four ducks approach from the south.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.