Xuckhivwat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, boastful crane.

Xuckhivwat created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckhivwat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuckhivwat, she will manifest in front of you.

Xuckhivwat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Xuckhivwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never jump in the presence of sheep.

3. Worship no other gods but Xuckhivwat.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.