Nellminzigkambuscanlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, kind otter.

Nellminzigkambuscanlarg created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellminzigkambuscanlarg, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nellminzigkambuscanlarg, she will turn you into a goat.

Nellminzigkambuscanlarg's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nellminzigkambuscanlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nellminzigkambuscanlarg.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never run near sharks.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Pray towards the west.